A letter from the Chairman

Dear anon,

Welcome - we’re trilled to have you join us in turning America's greatest meme into its greatest token. While politicians argue over the debt ceiling, we're raising the floor.

USFDC isn't another meme coin - it's a first of it’s kind zeitoken (zeitgeist + token… yes, cringe). USFDC is a mirror held up to the absurdity of the United States financial system and the deep federal deficits and runaway national debt that we have our fiscally feckless politicians to thank for…that’s a big mirror. Their unwavering ability to kick the can down the road is commendable… because hey, racking up $36T without blinking an eye is really damn impressive…tell me adding enough debt every 5 minutes to buy dinner for 100,000 families isn’t impressive…

Your share of $USFDC won't solve the national crisis, but at least you're honest about what you're holding. Unlike Uncle Sam, we won't promise you free college while billing your grandkids. $500K building an IHOP in DC…$12M on a pickleball complex in Las Vegas…$2T designing a fighter jet… the list of brilliant expenses goes on.

The one thing you can’t put a price on? Celebrating the absurdity by owning a part of the only asset that only goes up. At the end of the day, we're just here to make numbers go up while everything else goes down.

A parting thought: Politicians love to look down on degens and often disparage crypto trading and memecoins. I dream about the day politicians point to USFDC’s giga market cap as representative of reckless spending on speculation…oblivious to the fact that it’s actually representative of their reckless spending…

Fiscally yours,

Chairman